I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
