im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
