I'm lost and stupid without you.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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