Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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