well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
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