The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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