I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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