dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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