just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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