You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
