i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I think I sprained my soul last night
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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