Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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