Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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