I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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