Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it's great music for shaving your balls
Are my feet made of real feet?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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