I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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