Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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