OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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