I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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