You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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