Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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