I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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