I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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