Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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