I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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