Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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