And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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