Kiss
Puke
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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