well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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