why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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