Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
