No awkward lesbian experiences without me
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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