So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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