Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Define "chronic" masturbator.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Success! We fucked roommates!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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