it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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