I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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