My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
