Buhtt sex?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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