If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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