so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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