So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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