i don't like sucking hair
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
