After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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