Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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