Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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