You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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