Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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