I think my vagina is haunted
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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