she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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