their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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