every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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